Sell your Cocoa and Chocolate

Since January 1, 2024, the price of Cocoa has risen 800% versus Bitcoin’s 100%.

Surely, Cocoa and perhaps chocolate are a better store of value than Bitcoin?

Incidentally, following all of this, 1 Bitcoin is still worth 1 Bitcoin……because it seems comical that Bitcoin speculators still tend to reference Bitcoin’s value against or compared to “our” shitty, archaic Fiat currency.

I have a bag of Cocoa that I would happily sell for 1 Bitcoin…..but I will only accept USD cash……